Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Sacagawea was the original milf.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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