I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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