the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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