Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
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just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Who died my cat blue again?
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