the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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