this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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