...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
time to smoke my breakfast
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
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We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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