I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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