In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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