Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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