At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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