I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
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We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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