An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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