I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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