I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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