you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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