Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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