Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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