YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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