girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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