is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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