I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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