This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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