I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
