Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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