she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think your dad took our porno
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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