question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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