idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he puts the penis in happiness.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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