i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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