Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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