dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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