Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
