he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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