I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize