About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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