so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Where is the hickey?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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