I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
No subtext here. People are naked.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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