they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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