I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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