People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
