that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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