Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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