If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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