ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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