You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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