ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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