saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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