I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I forget how to act sober
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