i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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