i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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