that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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