Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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