Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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