We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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