I only kidnapped one of them. chill
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I still have a little drunk in my system
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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