Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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