if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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