question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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