I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I don't think brook has ever known best
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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